"There's only room for one on this shelf, buddy," Sir Fluffy McFlufferson IV snickered.
"Surely that snowman wasn't there when I was outside this pleasant-smelling cat house," Sir Fluffy McFlufferson IV surmised.
Sir Fluffy McFlufferson IV eyed the tree wearily as his master dragged it across the floor. There was a sudden stir of a branch and...out popped a tiny creature...a squirrel!
He had never met Sir Fluffy McFlufferson I, yet there he was, staring back at him. "Handsome fellow, I must say," Sir Fluffy McFlufferson IV observed.
He was mesmerized by the miniature person within the big shiny ball. "I sure see this a lot whenever Human is watching the glowing box on the wall. But for what purpose?!," Sir Fluffy McFlufferson IV huffed.
"Oh it's on, shiny thing...you won't even see it coming," Sir Fluffy McFlufferson IV forewarned.